"I guess I have a lot of problems, so many that I don't have time to go into them all in detail. Suffice it to say I'm anal, obsessive, vain, quick to temper, overly introspective, lazy, judgmental, insecure, and self-righteous. Probably the most annoying thing about me is that I'm hugely opinionated. But I kind of make up for that by always being right."

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

A Prayer from Paris

Our Daddy, which art in Beverly Hills, Hilton be thy name; thy daughters come; their whim be done, in Maui as it is in Palm Springs. Give us this day our daily allowance. And forgive us our porno videos as we forgive the bastards who made them. And lead us not into anorexia, but deliver us some pizza. For thine is the corporation, with the power, and the glory, for sure. Amen.