"I guess I have a lot of problems, so many that I don't have time to go into them all in detail. Suffice it to say I'm anal, obsessive, vain, quick to temper, overly introspective, lazy, judgmental, insecure, and self-righteous. Probably the most annoying thing about me is that I'm hugely opinionated. But I kind of make up for that by always being right."

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Growing Up

How many of you that are married still make out? And by "make out" I don't mean two or three kisses before you do the noodle dance. No, no, no! I'm talking on the couch, lights low, maybe a little breast action for an hour, without sex. Let me take a wild guess... none of you?!!!

Let's face it, when you've been with the same partner long enough, you start to treat them like a 7-11. You just zip in, get what you need, and get the hell out of there!