Growing Up

How many of you that are married still make out? And by "make out" I don't mean two or three kisses before you do the noodle dance. No, no, no! I'm talking on the couch, lights low, maybe a little breast action for an hour, without sex. Let me take a wild guess... none of you?!!!

Let's face it, when you've been with the same partner long enough, you start to treat them like a 7-11. You just zip in, get what you need, and get the hell out of there!