"I guess I have a lot of problems, so many that I don't have time to go into them all in detail. Suffice it to say I'm anal, obsessive, vain, quick to temper, overly introspective, lazy, judgmental, insecure, and self-righteous. Probably the most annoying thing about me is that I'm hugely opinionated. But I kind of make up for that by always being right."


Monday, August 22, 2005

The Garden of Eden

Cain and Abel. Got married and begat a bunch of kids. Where, exactly, did their wives come from? Had to be from Adam and Eve, right? There wasn’t anybody else around at the time. So, Cain and Abel slept with their sisters. Apparently, the Garden of Eden was in Alabama. I did not know that.

Now, I don’t want it to feel like I’m attacking the Bible here. And if you're a Christian, I certainly don’t want to destroy the happiness your faith brings you. I'm just trying to point out some of the reasons I can’t swallow that same pill. Actually, some people have criticized me for only picking on Christians. But there's a valid reason I don’t make fun of other religious groups. Basically, it’s that I don’t want to wake up one morning with a bomb strapped to my crotch.