"I guess I have a lot of problems, so many that I don't have time to go into them all in detail. Suffice it to say I'm anal, obsessive, vain, quick to temper, overly introspective, lazy, judgmental, insecure, and self-righteous. Probably the most annoying thing about me is that I'm hugely opinionated. But I kind of make up for that by always being right."


Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Out Dead Today

In the Church of Rick, we'd study the teachings of all the great religious leaders. With Jesus we’d just leave out that whole supernatural thing. Which, frankly, I always found a little creepy, anyway.

“Abraham, son of Jonah?”

“Here!”

“Matthew, son of Isaac?”

“Here!”

“Jesus, son of God? Jesus, son of God? Does anybody know where Jesus is?”

“Yeah, he’s out dead today. But he’ll be back after Easter.” [More...]