"I guess I have a lot of problems, so many that I don't have time to go into them all in detail. Suffice it to say I'm anal, obsessive, vain, quick to temper, overly introspective, lazy, judgmental, insecure, and self-righteous. Probably the most annoying thing about me is that I'm hugely opinionated. But I kind of make up for that by always being right."


Thursday, July 28, 2005

Confessional

You have to have confession, a place you can go to get things off your chest. I mean, God knows it’s worked for the Catholics. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession and since then I put a frog down my sister’s back, disobeyed my mom, had sex with you, didn’t clean up my room…” [More...]